Stuart ‘the Brand’ obviously isn’t having as much success in business as he would have us believe (quelle surpris!) and has been hawking himself about, making facetious comments about this years group at every available opportunity. He has also, kindly, offered us his insights into how to succeed in business in the Guardian. Have a quick read, it demonstrates why he needs income form his newspaper articles. He genuinely has no clue…. My favourite tip “Dress to impress, but don't be afraid to innovate Perhaps wear a colourful Christmas tie in July. Show those office drones you understand fashion by grabbing it by the balls and twisting hard”. I’m almost sad he hasn’t been invited back…
|Alex Bitez Cabral|
Alex Bitez Cabral who has committed the dual crime of having a pointlessly double barrelled surname and being an estate agent…Alex, like Felicity has memorised all the buzz word from previously seasons and his resultant description if himself literally utilises all of them…’ambitious, driven and extremely focused…relentless.’ (He forgot ‘with a face like a slapped arse’ – see pic below…) Apparently, he isn’t frightened of making enemies and has no problem being unpopular – which is a good thing as I suspect he will be. Alex, could possibly move up to the position of favourite on the grounds that he comes across as a right knob in his audition tape.
Then we have Glenn Ward whose audition tape includes the statement “…to be honest... I am pretty great”. Need I say more? Probably not, but I will… I predict that everyone in the house will hate him, basis his plan to make friends with everyone and to paraphrase him ‘drop them like stones’
I shouldn’t show favouritism at this stage of the contest, so in the interests of fairness, I should point out that the vast majority of the candidate show some comedy potential. To view all of them follow the link... http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/candidates.shtml
Roll on tonight!!