...in time to actually send any of you Xmas pressies or cards... So here's what I would have sent if I was organised enough. Everyone know who each item applies to (don't pretend you don't....). Feel free to plagiarize my excellent gift ideas - my real present to you this xmas :-)
|Get behind the lads. You know, our boys. The ones that have more representation globally than our politicians. The ones that never win anything.|
|20 minutes? It takes THAT long to read? Perhaps if you spend a long time looking at all the pretty pictures...|
|The intended recipient of this T - Shirt, knows who she is......|
And these are the cards that you would have got, if I could get my act etc....
I love the Daily Mash!! No they're not paying me (I am a fool to myself...) and you can buy all of this stuff here: http://dailymash.shotdeadinthehead.com/Default.aspx?cat=28
Also, for additional Reality TV related reading, please see the interesting and extremely informative article, recently posted on the Daily Mash: APPRENTICE CONTESTANTS TO RUN IRISH ECONOMY
(See also, the completely random William and Kate: Eight years of doing it, hilarious! Especially the "Royal engagement newspaper bullshit round-up" at the end!!)